Life; it is what it is.

Brianna. 22. UNLV.

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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"jinkies i lost my glasses!"
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

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rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

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